# Sign on a railway station at Patna:
Aana free, jaana free, pakde gaye to khana free.
(Coming is free, Going is free If you get caught the Food is free)
# Seen on a famous beauty parlor in Bombay:
Don’t whistle at the girl going out from here. She may be your grandmother!
# Seen on a bulletin board:
Success is relative More the success, more the relatives.
# Sign at a barber’s saloon in Juhu, Bombay:
we need your heads to run our business.
# A traffic slogan:
Don’t let your kids drive if they are not old enough – or else they never
will be…..
#THE BEST ONE:
Its God’s responsibility to forgive the terrorist organizations It’s our
responsibility to arrange the meeting between them and God.” – Indian Armed
Forces